Category: Funny

  • Help Stop Global Warming NOW • Raymond.CC

    If you didn’t know what Global Warming means, it refers to the increase in the average temperature of the Earth’s near-surface air and oceans in recent decades and its projected continuation. An increase in global temperatures may in turn cause other changes, including sea level rise, and changes in the amount and pattern of precipitation resulting in floods and drought. There may also be changes in the frequency and intensity of extreme weather events, though it is difficult to connect specific events to global warming. Other effects may include changes in agricultural yields, glacier retreat, reduced summer streamflows, species extinctions and increases in the ranges of disease vectors.
    Stop Global Warming
    I truly support the steps to stop global warming. If you’ve watched Al Gore’s documentary “An Inconvenient Truth“, I am sure you’ll be part of the community to fight global warming. Some of the simple ways to fight global warming are…

    * Change a light – Replacing one regular light bulb with a compact fluorescent light bulb will save 150 pounds of carbon dioxide a year.
    * Drive less – Walk, bike, carpool or take mass transit more often. You’ll save one pound of carbon dioxide for every mile you don’t drive.
    * Recycle more – You can save 2400 pounds of carbon dioxide per year by recycling just half of your household waste.
    * Check your tires – Keeping your tires inflated properly can improve gas mileage by more than 3%. Every gallon of gasoline saved keeps 20 pounds of carbon dioxide out of the atmosphere.
    * Use less hot water – It takes a lot of energy to heat water. Use less hot water by installing a low flow showerhead(350 pounds of CO2 saved per year) and washing your clothes in cold or warm water (500 pounds saved per year).
    * Avoid products with a lot of packaging – You can save 1200 pounds of carbon dioxide if you cut down your garbage by 10%.
    * Adjust your thermostat – Moving your thermostat just 2 degrees in winter and up 2 degrees in summer could save about 2000 pounds of carbon dioxide a year with this simple adjustment.
    * Plant a tree – A single tree will absorb one ton of carbon dioxide over its lifetime.
    * Turn off electronic devices – Simply turning off your television, DVD player, stereo, and computer when you’re not using them will save you thousands of pounds of carbon dioxide a year.
    * And most importantly….

    * USE P2P (Here’s why)
    Piracy Fights Global Warming
    The last one is a joke but I believe it works too…

  • Torn – Can you figure it out? • Raymond.CC

    Torn

    Can you figure what is he trying to say?
    I just don’t get it and don’t know why is people laughing over it?

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  • Wrong Job *Funny* • Raymond.CC

    Is he at the wrong job?
    Is he at the wrong job?

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  • Will You Marry Me? • Raymond.CC

    This is the 21st century cool way to propose to your girlfriend.
    Will You Marry Me?
    Although I still prefer to do it infront of her so that I can see her expression when she gets the message 😉

    [ Download and watch this video clip ]


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  • Bungee Jumping MADNESS!
  • Bungee Jumping MADNESS! • Raymond.CC

    Check out this bungee jumper!
    Bungee Jumping
    Watch closely what happens on the water! Ouch!

    [ Download and watch this video clip ]

  • Be careful when using 3G phone • Raymond.CC

    Be careful when using 3G phone
    3G technology is great, but then it can be disastrous! Check it out and you’ll know what I mean 😛


    [ Download and Watch Be careful when using 3G phone ]

    Oh by the way, Happy Valentine’s day people. Time to give extra love to your loved ones.

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  • Take that n00b!!1 – Fraps Video

    Day before yesterday I slipped and fell backwards hitting my head real hard. Wasn’t feeling very well today so I couldn’t spend so much time on computer and also writing.

    Let’s take a break for a day and watch this cool video that mEtRiX and In-f3st has created! It’s called Take that n00b!!1 – Fraps. Trust me, you are going to love it! I think this video was created because of this Fraps not running problem.


    To the Raymond Mobile!

    If you’re interested, they have another video called Take that n00b!!1 – the beginning trailer.

    Enjoy!

  • David Letterman show – Dog says I love you *funny*

    David Letterman show - Dog says I love you
    Can your dog do this?
    I wish my dog can do that.

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  • Bizarre Christmas Musician

    Bizarre Christmas Musician - We Wish You A Merry Christmas
    Look at how this man plays the “We Wish You A Merry Christmas” melody using BALLS!


    [ Download and Watch this movie clip ]

  • Automatically Diagnose and Repair Office 2007 Problems

    In Windows Vista, if you go to Control Panel > Programs and Features, you get to uninstall, change and repair an installed software on your computer. Few days ago one of our active forum member Hellnoire was having trouble changing and uninstalling Microsoft Office 2007 from his computer. Clicking either the change or uninstall button and will prompt an error that says “Setup cannot continue because a required file is either corrupted or not available. Run Setup again from the original source disc or download location.”

    Setup cannot continue because a required file is either corrupted or not available. Run Setup again from the original source disc or download location

    There is an advice asking the user to reinstall Microsoft Office 2007 from the error window but trust me, most of the time the advice shown on the error window is useless. True enough, hellnoire inserted his Microsoft Office 2007 installation disc, and he couldn’t reinstall. I have Microsoft Office 2003 installed on the laptop that I normally use and I remembered that there is a “Detect and Repair” option in Help menu bar that is able to automatically find and fix errors in all Office files.


    I suggested this possible solution to hellnoire but he wasn’t able to find Detect and Repair in his Office 2007. Later he found out that it was replaced with Microsoft Office Diagnostics. The Microsoft Diagnostics in Office 2007 will check for corruption in the files and registry settings in your Office 2007 installation, hard disk errors, RAM problems, compatibility problems, service pack updates availability and also offer any solutions that might be available according to the crash data.

    Free Microsoft Office Diagnostics

    There are three ways to run Microsoft Office Diagnostics.
    1. If you have no problems in launching any Office components such as Word or Excel, you can click on the Microsoft Office button located at the top left and click Word Options. Then go Resources and click the Diagnose button.

    2. If you can’t run any Office components. Go to Start > Programs > Microsoft Office > Microsoft Office Tools and run Microsoft Office Diagnostics shortcut.

    3. Finally if the Diagnose shortcut is missing from Start Menu and you can’t run any office components, then go to the following location C:\Program Files\Common Files\microsoft shared\OFFICE12\ and run offdiag.exe

    The diagnostic will take about 15 minutes or more to complete, and once it finishes, hellnoire is able to use the uninstall and change button again in Programs and Features. If you ever encounter any problems or errors in Microsoft Office 2007, you should always try this diagnostic tool first.

  • Size DOES Matter *FUNNY*

    Size DOES matter
    Ever thought that size DOESN’T matter? Well think again… :p


    Size does matter for EVERYTHING! Not too big and not too small.

    [ Download and watch this funny video clip ]

  • Language Problems *Funny*

    I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank.

    Short line … just one guy in front of me.
    The guy in front of me was an Asian guy who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and he was a little agitated…

    He asked the teller, “why it change? yestoday I get two hunat dolla fo yen – today I get hunat eighty? Why it change?”

    The teller says, “fluctuations”

    The Asian guy says…


    “fluc you white guys too!”

  • Stick Death Animated Flash

    Thought I should share this funny flash animated stick man short movies.
    Stick Death Flash animation movie
    You need Macromedia Flash Player to view the animation. If you do not it installed on your computer, you can download and install Macromedia Flash Player.

    I MUST warn you that the animated movies are rather violent.

    Watch Stick Figure Death Theater
    Watch Stick Death.Com

    Enjoy 😀

  • 20 Kaspersky Antivirus 2009 Keys to be Given Away on My Birthday!

    Actually my birthday is sometime around this week but I am not comfortable in revealing the exact date. By giving a part of my real information, it is possible that some of you might be able to dig out my personal information, thanks to the power of Google! Not that I have done something shameful in my life but all this while I prefer to fly under the radar, be unknown and stay low profile. You can see that I don’t even have accounts for social networking websites such as Facebook, Friendster, Orkut or MySpace.

    Anyway I will be taking a break from spending hours in researching and writing today because I stayed up until nearly 4AM trying to fix a WordPress plugin problem. Don’t worry about birthday presents because all of you has already given me one which is by voting for my blog site. It was really heart warming to see nearly 300 comments and receiving a couple of emails informing me that you’ve voted. To return the favor, I will give out 20 Kaspersky Antivirus 2009 license key valid for a year. The license keys are still new, not yet activate and of course genuine.
    free kaspersky key
    I personally prefer to give out Kaspersky Antivirus 2009 license instead of Kaspersky Internet Security 2009 because the internet security suite tends to be a little too strict and sometime blocks unnecessary software from functioning properly. KAV works the best, it gives very good protection against virus, spyware, trojan, worms and keyloggers yet it won’t create problems for legitimate programs. If you are afraid of hackers, you can install trustworthy firewall from ZoneAlarm, Online Armor or Comodo.

    The 20 KAV 2009 license will be given out randomly. Doesn’t matter if you are the first or last to post, your chances of winning is the same. To be eligible for the draw, you MUST be a subscriber of my newsletter and then leave a comment at the end of this article. This draw will open only for 24 hours and the winners will be announced tomorrow. Come on, no cheating please.

    UPDATE: 20 Lucky Winners Has Been Randomly Chosen!
    Kaspersky Antivirus 2009 winner
    You should be receiving an email from me in a couple of hours later. Please check your SPAM or JUNK folder if you do not hear from me.

  • The Equation

    7 Glance = 1 Smile
    7 Smile = 1 Meeting
    7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
    7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
    7 Proposal = 1 Marriage –
    And that 1 Bloody marriage has 77777 problems.
    So beware of glance!
    __________________________________________________________

    Exams:
    Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
    1,Too Many Questions.
    2,Difficult to Understand.
    3,More Explanation is Needed.
    4,Result is always FAIL!
    __________________________________________________________

    Liar:
    A man is dying of Cancer.
    His son asked him, “Dad, why do you keep telling people you are dying of AIDS?”
    Answer: “So when I’m dead no one will dare touch your mom
    __________________________________________________________

    Delivered:
    Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
    Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing.
    The report said, “DELIVERED”.
    __________________________________________________________

    Three Feelings:
    What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?
    Stress is when wife is pregnant,
    Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
    Panic is when both are pregnant.