I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank.

Short line … just one guy in front of me.
The guy in front of me was an Asian guy who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and he was a little agitated…

He asked the teller, “why it change? yestoday I get two hunat dolla fo yen – today I get hunat eighty? Why it change?”

The teller says, “fluctuations”

The Asian guy says…


“fluc you white guys too!”